one day I was bored jacking off to pictures of max payne so i decided to go to the spooky store across the street that wasn't there yesterday i went in and i saw a Laptop that was on sale for three hong kong dollars so I bought it but the guy behind the counter said "that laptop is evul and will Kill you" and i said "no it wont you whacky old man" and he said "yes it will" and i was likE what ever and went home with it when i got home i checkeD the files on It and there was only one Called "my uncle eating soup the movie.exe" so i went down stairs to get some popcorn but my cat was on the floor and said to me don't watch my uncle eating soup the movie.exe and i was like fucK you cat you can't even talk and i went back up StaIrs aNd a rock flew through MY window with a letter on it saying don't watch my uncle eating soup the Movie.exe and i said nO and it flew back out and I saw it transform into a skeleton then i pUt THe exe on and for 24 seconds there was a preview for shrek 6 then the movie exe started and for a minute it was a guy eating soup then i heard a beeping noise and a skeleton poped out and exploded and everyone died except for everyone but me then i went back to return the laptop and get my hong kock dollars back but the shop wasn't there anymore so i sold it to my cousin and the minute he toutched it he melted and turned into a skeleton so i threw the laptop off a roof and it exploded and everyone died for real this time